Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna