Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna