What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!