What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What do you call a negative antelope?

A Cantelope.

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe