Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

How do you make apple jelly?

google maps.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did the doctor say to the infertile Princess Bride?

Inconceivable!