Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.