How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.