How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you call a dog with a lot of friends?

Pawpular!

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.