How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.