What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What do you call an overweight Mexican?

A MAXican

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite !

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!