What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

How do you top a car ?

Sister: Tep on the brake tupid.