Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed?

Because he's always inbetween jobs.

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."