Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession