Demon Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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He was wanted for several charges of battery

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

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The bricks will get laid.

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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How do you get rid of an obese demon?

You exercise it.

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.