Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession