How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

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Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog