How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

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What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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Why are Fiat cars named as such?

Because they aren't really worth anything. Econ 101 humor.

What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations