How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue