How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it