Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What did one wolf say to the other wolf?

Howls it going

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.