What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds. :D

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.