How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

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What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters