How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!

How do you spell moron?

M O R M O N

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.