How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

w'