Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.