Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."