Wolf Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

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What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What is a wolf's favourite dance move?

The Shuffle ... pack of wolves.

What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings?

Awarewolf

What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

What do you call a wolf you cant find?

A where wolf.

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

Why do they call a wolf a wolf?

Because it goes wolf!

What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food?

A wolffle.

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

What did one wolf say to the other wolf?

Howls it going

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

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What do you call a careful wolf?

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What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Restore Jokes More Restore Jokes

How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

When a girl has a ponytail... -Hey, what do you call that hairstyle?

A ponytail -Ah, it really compliments your horse face.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.