Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!