Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you