What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

How do you pick up older Spanish women?

Hola Seniority

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?