Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base