Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!