Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

Why was the violin coach arrested ?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!