What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

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Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.