What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra