Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.