Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze