What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What do you call a cup with a Confederate flag on it?

A Hiccup! Get it? Hick-cup?

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze