Gym Jokes

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What do you call a posh Gym?

James

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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