Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What's in common between Batman and a black guy?

They can't go into a store without Robin

What's the difference between batman and a blackman?

Batman can go to the store with out robin.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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What's the opposite of a hipster?

A napster

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.