Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )

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Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos