Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.