Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What do mathematicians think about exponential functions?

They're radical.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Where does Jane Fonda buy her groceries?

Traitor Joe's.

Americans Jokes More Americans Jokes

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.