How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.