How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...