What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.