What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.