What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

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What do you call a black guy wearing an ankle bracelet?

A stay at home dad

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion