The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
He had carpool tunnel
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Park in it, of course.
By bearing straight
Itali-cized.
Trace
Because love means nothing to them!
Marry her !
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.
The urge to pop a cold one.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...