Because they can't even.
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
They can't even
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
I bang them both on my coffee table at night.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
