Because they can't even.
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
A tattoo.
I bang them both on my coffee table at night.
