Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone?

A slanted-iPhone

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.