Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!