Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!