Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.