Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A: Their match wouldn't light.
You turn off the lights.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Because he was a VI KING.
A francophony
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.
They say he made a mint.
because Happy Hour ended.
A pair of ducks.
Jar Jar Binks
A fried Chicken leg
