When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"