What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*