What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons