Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis?

OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks"

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !