Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's