Java the Hutt
French press. (Too soon?)
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Because they drink it before it's cool.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Java -jar jar.jar
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
