A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What did the programmer from the biker gang say?

It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse