Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.