Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.