Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

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What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.