Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs?

Unfortunate.

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

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What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !