Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".