Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill