What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

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What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere