What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.