They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Because he's got no arms.
Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey.
A yardstick.
With no legs.
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
You sand it!
Ballroom blitz
Because they can't get past their Masters.
Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.
just cos.
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
Because eggs were going up !