Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!