Cantelope Jokes

A cantelope.

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A Cantelope.

Because they cantelope!

A cantelope.

They cantelope.

You cantelope!

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Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

They cantaloupe.

a wet melon.

Elton John in a coma.

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

She was looking in Alderaan places.

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

She wanted a big wedding.

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

The hippocampus.

You cantelope!

I cantaloupe.

Cantelope Jokes

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

What fruit can't get married?

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

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