Cantelope Jokes

A cantelope.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

A Cantelope.

Because they cantelope!

A cantelope.

They cantelope.

You cantelope!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

ze Hoegaarden.

let me be your *soil*mate

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

Smelly beans!

A Chi-WOW!-ua

A cantelope.

it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

I cantaloupe.

You cantelope!

Cantaloupe...

A Ranged Marriage

Romeo and Ghouliet

Cantelope Jokes

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

What do you call a negative antelope?

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

What fruit can't get married?

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

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