Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
I'm a bad decision maker.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!