Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.