Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.