Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !