Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.